"He drew a circle that shut me out -
Heretic, a rebel, a thing to flout.
But love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in." - Edwin Markham ("Outwitted")
"Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime...
Say you need me with you now and always...
Promise me that all you say is true
that's all I ask of you"
Christine - The Phantom of the Opera
"All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name..."
Hunter S. Thompson
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. - robert frost (the road not taken)
On a less serious note I love Barney Stinson quotes like:
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
Then the other favourite quotes are-
"Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline."
"Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat."
"Love me, feed me, never leave me."
-Garfield
Heretic, a rebel, a thing to flout.
But love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in." - Edwin Markham ("Outwitted")
"Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime...
Say you need me with you now and always...
Promise me that all you say is true
that's all I ask of you"
Christine - The Phantom of the Opera
"All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name..."
Hunter S. Thompson
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. - robert frost (the road not taken)
On a less serious note I love Barney Stinson quotes like:
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
Then the other favourite quotes are-
"Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline."
"Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat."
"Love me, feed me, never leave me."
-Garfield
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